Senator Warren Appointed Secretary of Native American Affairs

Super Happy Fun America is excited to announce that Senator Elizabeth Warren is our new Secretary of Native American Affairs.  As a straight woman of Cherokee ancestry, Warren has overcome the intersection of multiple sources of oppression to become a contender for the Democratic party’s presidential nominee.  She has had success as a real estate developer profiting on buying and selling foreclosed properties and was deemed one of Harvard University’s most esteemed minority professors.  

Senator Warren has the unique opportunity to demonstrate her commitment to diversity and tolerance by speaking at the Boston Straight Pride Parade.  We can’t wait to see her high cheek bones in person and maybe have a drink with this connoisseur of beer.  The straight community and our allies appreciate her support.