Boston Straight Pride Parade 8/31
Super Happy Fun America will hold a press conference in front of the Bunker Hill monument on Thursday, August 29th at 6 PM. All media are welcome to come, record, and ask us questions about the upcoming Straight Pride Parade on August 31st. We will explain how the City Of Boston is not protecting the rights of American citizens in their jurisdiction.
Super Happy Fun America is pleased to announce that Santa Claus is coming to the Boston Straight Pride Parade on August 31st. When word of a parade for straights reached the North Pole, Mr. Claus decided that he must be part of the greatest parade in the history of the world. We are also announcing that Santa Claus and Super Happy Fun America are collaborating on a Christmas Ball to take place later this year. This Saturday we will make the First Amendment great again and later this year we will make Christmas great again.
We at Super Happy Fun America are honored to be spearheading the effort to bring some sanity back to the City of Boston. We have heard that Mayor Walsh is retiring from politics when his term ends. We would encourage him to cease his anti-free speech activism before it becomes his signature legacy.
The City of Boston retaliated against Mark Sahady, Super Happy Fun America’s Vice President, for wanting to exercise his First Amendment rights. When SHFA’s petition to fly the straight pride flag at Boston City Hall was rejected, we filed a discrimination complaint with the Massachusetts Commission Against Discrimination (MCAD). Around the same time Mark applied for a permit to peacefully protest Hillary Clinton, who unsuccessfully ran for President of the United States with the support of the Democratic party and Mayor Marty Walsh.
A Boston city detective called Mark before the protest and asked if protestors would be carrying weapons even if legally licensed. He stated that he pulled the firearms license of Mark, that it had expired, and questioned him on registered firearms. The detective did this although he is not a member of the police department where our esteemed Vice President lives and was not entitled to this information. The detective contacted that police department the next day in retaliation for peaceful protest.
The following day armed police officers from the town in which our Vice President lives came to his residence without a search warrant and in violation of his Fourteenth Amendment due process and Second Amendment rights. When asked if they had a warrant to enter his residence, they stated that “they did not need one.” The officers eventually exited the residence and purportedly waited outside for a warrant to be issued. While outside the officers remarked that they were going to “tear the house apart once the warrant was issued”. Based upon these threats Mark acquiesced and allowed the officers to re-enter and confiscate his properly locked and secured firearms. When he applied to renew his License to Carry (LTC), it was rejected by the Malden Police Chief by labeling him an “unsuitable person”.
Mark is a combat veteran, has never been convicted of a crime, and meets all the requirements for having an LTC. The City of Boston retaliated against him and his own city deprived him of his Constitutionally guaranteed rights. Super Happy Fun America is opposed to such tyrannical actions of government. We will not be deterred from exercising our First Amendment rights at the Boston Straight Pride Parade.
Super Happy Fun America is announcing that Marvina Case of Moms for America will speak at the Boston Straight Pride Parade on August 31st. She is also Vice President of Texans United For America and President of Steps of Love Orphanage. Marvina is a homemaker, proud wife and mother, Christian, Constitutional Conservative, cancer and rape survivor, and philanthropist. She is the author of The Mean, MEAN, Mother and dedicated to showing others how to break through boundaries in order to shape the future. The straight pride movement honors wives and mothers and Marvina’s message to the world is an excellent addition to the parade.
The day of the 1st annual Boston Straight Pride is almost here. We encourage everyone attending to check our website for updates and get ready for a super happy fun time.
Super Happy Fun America has added Adam Kokesh as a speaker at the 1st annual Boston Straight Pride Parade taking place on August 31st. The hostile reaction we have received from media elites demonstrates that there is no group whose freedom of speech is more threatened than advocates for the rights of straights. Adam has a history as a staunch advocate for free speech and we are honored that he has taken up our cause. He also adds another veteran to the team.
The straight pride parade centers on bringing happiness and fun to the people of Boston. However, Anti-Fun (antifa) forces, with the backing of the fake news media and anti-free speech activist Mayor Marty Walsh, are determined to keep Bostonians in a state of malaise and lethargy. Adam brings a talent for staging sensational events and turning people against the darkness. With Parade Grand Marshal Milo Yiannopoulis, the Trump Unity Bridge, Barbara from Harlem, Teresa Richenberger, Dr. Felecia Nace, G. Notes Justice, Adam Kokesh, Camp Constitution, and Women of Eve all joining our celebration, the Boston Straight Pride Parade is certain to be the summer’s greatest hit full of happiness and fun.
Super Happy Fun America is excited to announce that Senator Elizabeth Warren is our new Secretary of Native American Affairs. As a straight woman of Cherokee ancestry, Warren has overcome the intersection of multiple sources of oppression to become a contender for the Democratic party’s presidential nominee. She has had success as a real estate developer profiting on buying and selling foreclosed properties and was deemed one of Harvard University’s most esteemed minority professors.
Senator Warren has the unique opportunity to demonstrate her commitment to diversity and tolerance by speaking at the Boston Straight Pride Parade. We can’t wait to see her high cheek bones in person and maybe have a drink with this connoisseur of beer. The straight community and our allies appreciate her support.
Super Happy Fun America is asking media organizations to submit their request credentials for the Boston Straight Pride Parade by Monday, August 26th, 5 PM Eastern Standard Time. Media credentials will permit visiting photographers, videographers, reporters, and other media personnel to follow along with us for the duration of the parade and gain access to controlled areas at City Hall Plaza. Please use the form below:
https://www.superhappyfunamerica.com/request-media-credentials/
In order to accommodate as many as possible and ensure the event remains happy and fun, it is necessary for us know who is coming. We are being deluged with media requests due to our immense popularity and must allow adequate time to process them all. Thank you for your cooperation and we look forward to your participation.
Super Happy Fun America is happy to announce that our first annual Straight Pride Parade in Boston will feature a cosplay contest to promote fun and tolerance.
Come to the Straight Pride Parade on August 31st dressed up as a character from your favorite video games, movies, comics, shows, anime, or original character.
There will be a $100 giftcard prize for the best individual cosplay, and a double prize for the best straight-couple cosplay.
Super Happy Fun America will be live streaming from the Trump Rally today in Manchester, NH. See the streams below. We will also live stream through Facebook.
https://boxcast.tv/channel/81519-trump-in-the-afternoon-784447
Super Happy Fun America is officially inviting Congresswoman Katherine Clark to speak at the Straight Pride Parade in Boston on August 31.
Congresswoman Clark refused to debate John Hugo, SHFA’s President, during their congressional race last year. Although she eschewed taking part in the long held American tradition of accountability through debate, we understand that as a very important person she likely considers such matters beneath her. Therefore, we have decided to reach out to her with love in our hearts and extend an olive branch by inviting her to participate in our humble parade. We are confident that in the spirit of bipartisanship and inclusivity, Congresswoman Clark will not miss this opportunity to speak to her straight constituents.
